Full Name

Jordan Slabinsky


Slab (By Everyone)
Jordy (By Everyone in the 4th Grade)
Mr. Slabinsky (By Adam)
Koko (By Derby)
Big, Dumb Idiot (By Derby)
El Gigante(By Diego)





Eye Color


Hair Color



Mr. Slabinsky (Father)
Mrs. Slabinsky (Mother)
Jerry Slabinsky(Older Brother)
Krab Slabinsky (Younger Sister)


Ivy Young (Girlfriend)


Finnegan High School


Stealing lunches from nerds, making paper airplanes

First Episode

Mr. Young

Last Episode

Mr. Finale

Portrayed By

Kurt Ostlund

Jordan “Slab” Slabinsky is a former secondary antagonist  turned antihero in Mr. Young. He is famous for being the school's major bully for 12 years, yet he's also a nice guy by heart.

He is portrayed by Kurt Ostlund.


He is the school bully. He uses intimidation to get what he wants out of people, but he revealed to Derby one day that he isn't naturally aggressive, but that he has to use aggressiveness because that's what people expect out of him. He bullies Derby but is willing to help him, because he thinks of Derby as a friend and so is Adam. It is also mentioned in Mr. Candidate that he has a psychotic personality disorder.

It turns out that bullying is technically his job, as he manages to maintain the nerds in school to make sure it's not overpopulated, acting as the predator too the weak and intelligent.


Slab is generally your stereotypical bully, rude, arrogant, lazy, dim and uninterested in studying, Slab is often shown to be aggressive and violent, and will commonly threaten others to get his way, he also commonly abuses others, sometimes for no other reason than he feels like it.

He does, however, have a more civilized side and is shown to be interested in Astronomy, and Ballet, he also loves classical music, and was very angry, when Derby misplayed a symphony.

He is also implied not bully out any dislike or particular reason, only either to keep up his reputation or because he feels like it, as he can go from being friendly to bullying someone at the drop of a hat.

Despite his gruff exterior, he can be a gentle giant at heart. While he may regularly bully others, his loyalty is still strong enough to help his friends whenever they need muscle. In fact, despite regularly bullying Adam, Tater and Derby, he is willing to help them in physical feats as a good friend. He also revealed that his bullying is to hide his soft insecurities, as he cried when Derby inadvertently but honestly insulted him.

Overall, Slab can be a good friend and feared enemy to anyone.

His catchphrase is "Gimme your (Object) nerd (Person or Object)!"



Derby is Slab's primary bully target, and, strangely, Slab's closest friend. He, Derby and Echo would usually be the ones to pull pranks. Slab shows a level of commitment to Derby's happiness, as shown in "Mr. Spring Break", where he put on a dress and acted like Derby's wife so that they could go to Sanduras together. They become friends in later episodes.


Slab is generally mean to Adam (the show's main protagonist) and intimidates Adam into doing what he wants (he is the main antagonist of the first episode). Slab seems bored by Adam's class, and constantly undermines Adam's authority. Slab does seem to show some level of respect to Adam occasionally and seems to care about Adam. But, for the most part, Slab treats Adam like any other 14-year-old child. Slab also does not have any clue whoever Adam attempts to compliment when obviously it is Echo, and he acts as if Adam was complimenting Slab. They become friends in later episodes.


Echo is Slab's closest female friend. They don't interact with each other much, but when they do, it's generally a good interaction. Slab never bullies Echo directly. They hold a good friendship between each other, and are willing to defend one another.

Mr. Tater

Mr. Tater (the show's primary antagonist) and Slab have a long-standing feud, Slab loves pranking, or causing trouble for Mr. Tater, in return Mr. Tater is commonly the one who busts Slab. This has actually been a habit passed down through the Slabinsky family, as Slab tormented Tater as much as his parents did. In truth, Slab actually cares about Tater, as he even claimed that Tater was the other half of him.


He and Ivy have a bittersweet relationship. While they tend to argue with each other on certain occasions, they are known to care for each other. As of Mr. Memory, Slab is dating Ivy. Adam doesn't know it yet, and they want to keep it that way.


  • He, Tater, Rachel and Mrs. Byrne are some of the few characters who have the same actor/actress portraying their younger self.
    • He is the only student seen with a younger version of himself portrayed by the same actor.
    • He, Adam, Mrs. Byrne and Derby are the only characters to have their elder selves seen.
  • He spends almost every school evening in detention. (Mr. Detention)
  • With Adam and Derby, they started out as enemies and become friends in later episodes. Sometimes he does make fun of them, but they are very good friends.
  • He usually picks on and beats up a lot of nerds. Mostly he steals their lunches. The reason is, he robs their lunch and gives it to the poor similarly to Robin Hood. (Mr. Apartment)
  • He can eat various items in one sitting, even inedible objects, yet he always seems to survive eating it.
  • He is very good at making paper airplanes. (Mr. Airplane)
  • All his family members look just like him, as revealed in Mr. DNA, Mr. Candidate and Mr. Kidd.
  • He is afraid of milk. (Mr. Matchmaker)
  • Always refers to apples as "fruitballs".
  • His stench is intolerable, as even he isn't immune to it.
  • Buildings are even afraid of him.
  • Has B+ blood. (Mr. Alligator)
  • He doesn't share 3 things: His telescope, his views on Modern Religion and straws.
    • His telescope proves he's a fan of astronomy.
  • Is incredibly durable, when an Anvil was dropped on his head, the Anvil shattered. (Mr. Student)
  • A recurring gag in the show involving him was how hard it is for him to count, even when it is very easy.
  • Another running gag is on how he is often referred to as different types of beasts (Big foot, Godzilla, Sasquawk). In Mr. Tickleschmootz, he states he is slightly larger than an Ogre, but smaller than the Minotaur and the Yeti (He even has a chart to prove this).
  • It implied on several occasions he's very rich. (Mr. Servant, Mr. Invisible, Mr. Scooter, Mr. Elf, Mr. Meteor)
  • He secretly takes ballet lessons ever since he was 3.
  • He is a fan of classical music. (Mr. Sleep, Mr. Talent)
  • He gets really hairy almost instantly, which Echo thinks that Slab's a werewolf. (Mr. Sleep)
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